Church Incidents

I read my Bea's blog, about Lauren. I'm sure if anyone other than family heard her, they didn't think it was funny, but since it's family, I thought it was.
Which reminded me of several incidents I've witnessed during church. Kids will be kids no matter how close you're watching out for little mishaps.
One I will never forget is one little boy (about 2yrs. old). His dad was holding him and the little boy decided it was time to clean house. He stuck his finger in his tiny nose and went to town with it, I feared he was cleaning out his sinuses too. After the thorough cleaning, he preceded to administer his 'moqitos' into his dad's nose. Hey, what else was he suppose to do with them?

Another time, Dad was attending church, and was running late, so there had not been time for a cup of coffee, so he headed out on an empty stomach. Well, wouldn't you know it, sitting in front of him was a couple with yet another toddler. Of course, like all mom's, she had taken a few Ritz crackers for the little girl. It took Dad all his strength not to grab those crackers out of her hands! He said, 'he had never seen anyone savor crackers like that before'. And, of course, immediately after chruch, if anyone who really knows Dad, he raced to the nearest grocery store to pick up his box of Ritz Crackers. Talk about one happy man!