Wedding Attire

I was just sitting here in my living room enjoying the beautiful day outside. Dad is working the night shift right now, so he's gone to work. I have about 3 hours of day light after he's gone to work.
Like I said, I was sitting here thinking of all the years we've had together, when something dreadful pops into my mind.
Yeah. Our wedding day. I hope no one remembers this.
Dad drove up wearing a black tuxedo and brown shoes! ! !

Yes, and I ain't lying either.!

Apparently he'd been out drinking with a cousin til the early hours of the morning, got home, took a short nap, showered and got dressed not realizing he was wearing brown shoes. Thank God he did notice when he got to the church. Thomas DeLoera was his life saver, he let him borrow his black shoes.

I'll never understand why Dad does the things he does.
I guess that's what makes John who he is. And I'm hoping there's not another one out there like him.