Found Him in the Classifieds

I finally came to the conclusion that I could no longer keep up with my house work. So, I decided I needed to start looking for someone to help me out at least one day a week.

It didn't take me long to realize I had that perfect someone living with me.
The best part of it all is, 'he really works for almost nothing!'
Maybe a good massage or a good home cooked meal. Every once in a while he'll clean twice weekly. That's when he gets rewarded with dessert.

Tell you what, he does a cleaning a whole lot better than I ever did. And guess what?
YEAH, HE VACUUMS UNDER THE REFRIGERATOR!

You ladies out there outta try it.